My mom just called to check on me,
and casually brought up the idea of wanting to get a tattoo of a spider on her foot. Not that any of you know the woman, but that statement made me do this o_0. Apparently my mom is a bamf, after 24 years I should’ve recognized game.
First Saturday off
in 2 weeks and it’s 84 and sunny. There might be a god after all.
When I was younger I would stay up late and watch tv. I remember seeing those commercials to adopt an animal, so I would always send money to the World Wildlife Fund while my parents asleep. When they saw the charges on their credit card they had to break it to me that my adopted lion army was merely symbolic, and that I didn’t actually own a lion army.