Jax Teller bout to hit da streetz~
Hopefully I don’t wake up ded
hey sup
Just got back from working in Texas. This is what I look like when I’ve worked all day, stayed out until 4 am drinking, and then had to be up 3 hours later for a flight. Time to relax.

My mom just called to check on me,

and casually brought up the idea of wanting to get a tattoo of a spider on her foot. Not that any of you know the woman, but that statement made me do this o_0. Apparently my mom is a bamf, after 24 years I should’ve recognized game.

First Saturday off

in 2 weeks and it’s 84 and sunny. There might be a god after all.

An old picture, just because I never post myself. It freaks me out this was 6 years ago. Where the fuck does the time go?

When I was younger I would stay up late and watch tv. I remember seeing those commercials to adopt an animal, so I would always send money to the World Wildlife Fund while my parents asleep. When they saw the charges on their credit card they had to break it to me that my adopted lion army was merely symbolic, and that I didn’t actually own a lion army. 

Spending the day with this big cuddly bastard (: Merry Christmas/ Happy holidays everyone